Blame the guy in the red suit...

Ok...so I am working on your 10 month newsletter but will be a few days late due to this guy. See those white gloves? White gloves touched by every child within 100 yards of the mall? White gloves that are probably not cleaned but once at the end of the season? White gloves there to protect Santa from getting sick? Yeah, well, they dont protect others touching the gloves...and thus due to illness, this months edition will be a couple days late. Blame it on Santa. This photo will have to tide you over until then...I wish I felt warm and fuzzy when I see it, but I feel resentful and a tad nauseous.